Recently, I read some new definitions for some words somewhere, and I'd like to share them with you

Atom bomb: An invention to end all inventions

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early

Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other

Classic:A book which people praise, but do not read

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together

Conference room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on

Criminal:A guy no different from the rest...Except that he got caught

Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage

Divorve : Future tense of marriage

Doctor:A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills

Etc: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes

Lecture:An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either

Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich

Office:A place where you can relax after your home life

Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in zerO, instead of the first letter in word Opportunity

Rumor:News that travel at the speed of sound

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight

Tears:The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth

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